Karate Karen a Middle Aged old women who fights online in chat rooms
That Karate Karen Is trolling on chat hour again
The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
Same as no cap bc all karens do is call cap
Its cool my slime that fit still drip no karen
When a group of karens are together in a group on the prowl causing trouble.
A Cackle of Karens harassed some people minding their business today.
Karen McCrea is a natural go-getter. If something needs done, just ask Karen, she'll not only know how to do it, but will reach out and with one of her magical knocks, the doors will open in front of you. She knows everyone and leaves a reputation of knowledgeable, helpful and caring, everywhere she goes. Even the children, she teaches, speak the name, "Miss Karen" in awe. Just walking by a row of houses, she leaves a trail of beautiful colors splashed across the neighborhood. She's dependable and lovable.
Karen McCrea = Dynamic Rainbow
Karen immunity (noun) - a common phenomenon whereby a person has the sudden and absolute right to do anything and anywhere regardless of position or context.
1) Karen told the store manager how to do his job despite her Karen immunity being total bullshit.
2) Upon being arrested by cops enjoying a Costco hot dog, Karen insisted handcuffs violated her Karen immunity at a private establishment.
The term given for when one chooses not to delve into “Karen” like excessiveness about a certain issue - yet by saying so encompasses all that a “Karen” would say in a sentence therefore using less time and energy on someone not deserving of time or energy.
“ I don’t give a Karen” could particularly be used to flip someone off.
In response to a person getting PC about you cutting a queue:
“I don’t give a Karen about your queue etiquette”