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He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne
Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about
A short asian furry/weeb who no one likes
matthew is going to an anime-furry convention
They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!
Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..
just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often
damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.
Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.
Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!
Guy who likes to tactical spoon.
I need to tactical spoon with Matthew to stay warm