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when you get a mexican woman's breast milk, cum, and urine an put it on a slip n' slide and make her drink and slide on it. you then fuck the girl anally and then add on to the fun sexual slip n' slide.
we had good anal sex on my "Mexican Milkslide" last night with those phillipino hookers.
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A drinking game played with non other than the following ingredients:
- Table or hard surface
- Ping Pong Ballz
- Small "thimble" sized Margarita-filled cups
- Sufficient tolerance of brain freeze
- MINIMUM 5 comically large sombreros
- Dirty Sanchez(es). For everyone.
Made popular at many large Crunkfests around North American.
What's that sound... a mariatchi? NOPE. It's a Mexican TopGun.
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The playing of volleyball over a tennis net using soccer rules. Also known as Soccer Tennis.
Sebastian, next time we're hanging out lets play some Mexican Tennis.
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Used condoms floating around in the blue liquid inside of a portable toilet.
Man I really need to take a dump but there's way too many Mexican Jellyfish in the Port A John to risk an STD.
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A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.
Those mexican chilis are so silly!
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The act of spreading a woman's anus open with your thumbs, then peering into it like a periscope. Technically could be performed on anyone, by anyone, but in the original example it was a man performing the act on a woman.
Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.
Man, that chick is crazy. She asked me to give her a Mexican Periscope!
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A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.
6th Grade Classroom anywhere in Mexico:
Teacher: Chuy please tell me the definition of a Unique Mexican.
Chuy: A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.
Teacher: 100 percent Chuy.
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