Fuckings mother

A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that Fillip killed himself.
Guy 2: Yeah he blamed that Fuckings mother.

Mother Shreker

when a person is so retarted and ugily they have no brain left they are a Mother Shreker!!!

GIRL;HEy You little female dog
OtherGirl;SHut Up yoU moThEr ShRekEr

Mother of Shubhi

A person that leaks your discord groupchat to the outsiders, typically a teacher, parent or police.

Person 1:*leaks the groupchat to the teacher*
*15 minutes later*
Person 2: YOU MOTHER OF SHUBHI, WHY DID YOU LEAK THE DISCORD GROUPCHAT TO THE TEACHER, NOW IM GETTING A " WEEK SUSPENSION BECAUSE OF THE STUFF I DID ON THE DISCORD GROUPCHAT

Person 1: Not my problem

Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mother

The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.

Def: "And your done" or "its finished"

Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!

(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family

I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

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mother-knife

A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”

Ugh! Mother-knife!