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a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.
Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.
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When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!
Mike: (scarred for life)
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•A word used for marijuana users, or drug users period
•A nickname used jokingly for a friend acting crazy
"There go Robin, smellin' like them leaves again. Told you he was a crack head."
"How did the niggas that made the first clock know what motha fucking time it was?"
"You're a crack head!"
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Too get ass, vagina,or sexual intercourse
nigga1: Last night i was with ashley.
nigga2: Did you crack cheecks?
nigga1: Hell yea!
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When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.
1-Dude, I got a Crack Burger!
2-What is a Crack Burger?
1-Kill yourself.
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Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.
Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
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Scabs you get on your face from doing a GANG of crack, then picking at them because you did a GANG of crack.
Joey has a GANG of crack scabs because he picks at his crack face, because he smoked a GANG of crack.
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