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Having sex with heather is the best thing in the world
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The Americans did not single handedly win the war. Maybe the naval war, but how about the Russians at Starlingrad destroying the German Eastern Front? How about Montgomery in Africa? Just a little naieve to think that the whole of World War II was won in 2 battles by the Americans. Also, you ignored the War until it became a threat to you and you thought GB might fall. I assume you just learnt about those 2 battles in history today? Maybe you'll do the other bits later in the semester
Yank: Hey, didn't we win World War II by ourself?
Yank 2: Yeah, pretty much.
Yank: Didn't we win the war againt terror by ourself as well?
Yeank 2: Yeah, pretty much.
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When the antichrist appears and slaughters thousands of people by his own hands. It will be very soon and he will cause the nuclear bombs to be dropped on the world.
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a myth about a young man named jimmy who one day became so famished that he ate the world....there is a half decent band who named themselves after this legendary myth.
"(jimmy) shit im hungry, i think i'll eat the world"
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Someone: omg look it’s the cutest person in the world
Me: duh it’s Jerome
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A diet which consists of eating and drinking nothing leading to some minor bloating which can be reversed by eating a single cracker a month.
Person 1: OH MY GOD! You look amazing! You must've lost 60 lbs in the past couple weeks! What's your secret?
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!
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A great punk/emo rock band from Arizona. They have multiple albums but their breakthrough song was "The Middle" from the formerly titled "Bleed American" album, now self-titled. Their latest cd is "Futures".
Did you get the new Jimmy Eat World album? "23" kicks ass.
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