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The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.
A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?
Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.
When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.
I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle
Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.
Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.
Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?