Water Nazi

An employee who will take action if you put soda in your water cup.

"That douchey employee made me dump my coke and get water, what a water nazi!!"

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sad water

rain should be called sad water, after all it does get all dark and gloomy (plus the brand sad water is really r a d)

Damn, we had alot of sad water today

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Salsa water

The juicy byproduct of a delicious fresh salsa. Not any of that jarred shit. REAL salsa. It has magical healing properties in reducing hangover symptoms. Consume from the squatting position whilst loudly slurping and regretting last night for maximum effects .

Grace is hungover, get this woman some salsa water!

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Water Ballooning

When you cum in a girl so much her stomach inflates.

Yo me and Rochell were fucking then that bitch turned into a water balloon. Water Ballooning.

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Sculpting Water

A term used to describe something that is impossible to do

1) it's like trying to sculpt water.

2) I have more chance of sculpting water then....

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Dog Water

You see Dog Water is a...very odd term if you will usually used by little kids with smooth brains now hear me out I understand is not a good thing to make fun a person that's younger than by 10 years but holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP LIKE NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABSOLUTE IDIOT excuse my language just to uh let some steam off

Kid your actually Dog water ( aka "trash" )

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Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.

You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.

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