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When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.
Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*
When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
something kinlee sneaks from the police while she's driving to florida with beau and gate and holly. she's secretly addicted and waiting to get more at that gas station in alabama
"hurry, hide the pink weed! the cops are right behind us." - beau
When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.
Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.
Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.
Your mom is a Weed-Axe
A phenomenon where a fictional character gets unbelievably popular the second it's revealed.
This phenomenon is named after the nickname given by the internet to the Pokemon Sprigatito, who got popular after Pokemon: Scarlet and Violet was announced.
Looks like another character on Twitter has Weed Cat Syndrome.
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