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Tyler’s are the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend, they put you above everything else and makes you feel like you’re the only person that matters. They’re the remedy to a blue Monday and a mere sip would get you addicted.
Be aware though, one second’s gaze will have you falling in love immediately.
Lizzie: ‘Why are you spiralling?’
Jess: ‘Damn, Tyler really messed up my head. I actually adore him!’
Tyler, is a sexy, intelligent man who is confused with his sexuality but always straight forward about liking the “king cock” Don’t ever comment or question his ability to pogo stick his poop shoot he will shoot you with flames from the under lords layer of butt hole Jesus.. beware
Being defined
“Person” -hey tyler don’t you like pogo sticks
“Tyler” don’t dare talk about the poop shoot I will send my army from my lord butthole Jesus!!!
“Person” -please spare me ole wise king cock lover from the lands of cuk
“Tyler” (SHOOTS FLAMES FROM BUTT HOLE” on persons face…
“Person” (turns into a big black dido)
“Tyler” (ScReamS) BUTTHOLE MAGICCCC!!!
A Peter Pan look-a-like. He is as well incredebly stupid. He is ugly. Tylers do not really do anything with their lives. They suffer from ADHD and depression, but will always be there for you in any and ever way possible.
Everybody: Hey yo you meet Tyler yet?
Everybody else: Yeah he's pretty stupid.
Tyler's are cute, fun, and also very silly. They are also very popular. They love to poke fun at people and at times can be annoying. On the outside, they may seem and act like complete fools but once you get get to know them, they are amazing friends! They would do anything to protect their loved ones and they love to make others around them happy. Tyler's can also be very prideful at times as well. In other words, they like to flex off their skills. One other thing to be noted about Tyler's are their gorgeous blue eyes and brown hair. They have the heart of a child but the brain of an adult. They love to sing, dance, are great drawers, they do not fall in love very easily.
Me: Wow look it's Tyler!
Tyler: Yeah! That's me. What's up?
Me: Your cool
Tyler: That's because I'm awesome! 😉
Me: Your right!
Tyler is a sexually confused person who trys it on every girl he meets but then turns most gay. Tyler has a gay rod and is a hopeless fisherman and should give up. Tylers love a pokie bum wank and really likes boys. His oxford st name is tdawg and loves a blue romance.
Watch out for tyler he will turn the girls gay buy gay rods and can only catch bait.