Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get stds.

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'd be surprised if he didn't get aids"

Invalid rugby player: "yeah he's really getting off scott-free"

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Fuck-Up Free Zone

A "Fuck-Up Free Zone". Generally used ironically to imply last minute correction of potentially expensive errors without senior parties being aware.

"Oh shit Nick. I’ve noticed the senior management of our business are incapable of organising a piss up in a lake of Guinness meaning we didn’t realise which design had been finalised. Let’s just secretly botch this crappy logo onto the back of the box to ensure a Fuck-Up Free Zone."

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National free the nipple day

June 12th

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”

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Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee

The art of blending rum and caffeine free diet Pepsi into the ultimate low calorie, semi-healthy, party drink. Great for losing weight after the holiday season.

"Hey bartender! I'm trying to shed some on those holiday pounds. I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee."

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if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.

Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

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money for nothing and your chicks for free

A line from the song Money for Nothing by Dire Straits. Used by Cole Hutto

money for nothing and your chicks for free

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I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC