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turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

by someone besides robert November 9, 2017


Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.

Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

by would you kindly November 23, 2017


turkey cakes

2 females scissoring.

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.

by Hitter18 March 12, 2022


turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.

Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?

by QuacksO November 29, 2017


Turkey Jerky

A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles

I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky

by TheGobbled February 29, 2024


Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023


hot turkey

No shits given or savage.

Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.

by sweeticedtea25 June 4, 2019