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When you're having sex, entering from behind (e.g. doggystyle,) about to come, you tell the receiver, "I'm about to come!"
Pull out and spit on her (or his) back while grunting. when she turns around, blow your wad in her face and yell, "April Fool's, bitch!"
you should've seen the look on her face when i said, "April Fool's, bitch." she was so mad.
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The best holiday of the year. Day when friends get to pull the ULITMATE jokes on each other no matter how mean they are.
Jer and Tav got Tara good this year. On April fools day they told her a friend was dead and she believed it! That rocked!
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'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls
Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.
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flash ya tiddies at Patrick day
Person 1: omg it's April 22
Person 2: let's go find patrick and flash him
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some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying
Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material
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If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
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Anal Ass April (AAA) is a challenge starting on April in which men or women who participated in it must get fucked in the ass at least once everyday until the last day of April. Similar to DDD and JJJ, this challenge must be completed in quantity instead of suppressing it. Losing your virginity is not required.
Guy 1: Yo bro, you want your gf to participate in Anal Ass April?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude, my gf is participating. I’m going to fuck her all night and give her some of that shit.
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