Yank Moment

A flash of accidental momentary stupidity, forgetfulness, arrogance or ignorance. Normally meant as an attack against Yanks (Americans) aswell. Sometimes refered to as a "Yankee Moment". It is often refered to as a Canadian Slang term of a "Blonde Moment", except a Blonde Moment only means stupidity, not rudeness.

Jim: "Did you hear about the protest in Toronto?"
John: "....Pardon me? Sorry, I was having a Yank Moment."

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Bruh moment

The word Bruh followed by the word Moment is a common code word used among young people to avoid suspicion when someone defalcates/urinates withing their Pantaloon

Liam: Bro, are you ok? You look like you had a Bruh moment..
Abby: Mate can you get out I'm having a shit

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Friday Moment

An unintentional intimate or sexual moment with a close friend.

Lara: OMG, Becky, he turned to say something and ended up kssing my ear.

Becky: What a friday moment.

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Farewell Moment

The last few minutes before you end a relationship with someone, which usually consists of awkward conversation.

Joe: I guess I need to go share a farewell moment with Chelsea, I've had enough of her.
Josh: Good luck man.

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Dogleg moment

To say or do something so fucking stupid it makes no senses to any body but that stupid fucking pointy gremlin (dogleg)

Fucking hell that made zero sense, what a dogleg moment

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Lei moment

A moment in your life where you experience totally brilliance, and you feel like a genius.

muriel "3.14 is pi, but did you know 3.14 backwards spells pie!"

victor "woaaah! that soo brilliant!"
muriel " yeah I totally had a Lei Moment"

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otto moment

When an individual does something weird and "edgy" and doesn't think anything more about it.

-Look at these overpriced shoes i just bought!
-Bro they look like shit and are expensive asf
-No its a limited edition from my favorite rapper!
-Bro Otto moment

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