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Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.

"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.

by GeekVault August 28, 2010

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Boner Marrow

Sucking a cock until it ejaculates. Similar to sucking on a chicken bone until the marrow comes out.

I love blow jobs from skinny bitches cuz they're hungry as hell for boner marrow!

by SrVnDaNk May 2, 2011

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Boner killer

A term used to express disappointment or to define something as disappointing.

Dude, I think your crush likes someone else.
Well. That's a boner killer.

*after breaking your laptop*
AGHHHHHHHHH. Boner killer!

by X3no June 10, 2013

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boner killer.

an ugly/unattractive girl or guy. can be shortened too BK.

Jack: oh maaan, she's soo hot.
Liam: dude snap out of it.. such a boner killer.

by Tootsiee Wootsiee October 25, 2011

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Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.

Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce February 26, 2011

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Boner Appetitties

Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.

No dude! Lets go to BONER APPETITTIES!!!

by Brody Mayor July 28, 2010

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Boner Copter

When a man gets an erection places his thumb and index finger around the base of his unit and swings it around like the blades of a helicopter. The boner copter is very versatile and can be used for any number of purposes which include :air fan, bagel cutter, drink mixer and is now being used as an acceptable method of transportation.

Sally says to her husband:"Hey honey, its really hot over here, can you come over and give me a boner copter?"

by Gmoney the great August 12, 2011

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