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When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule
Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end
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A milk chocolate describes the outlier of a social group or scene. A milk chocolate can often be spotted as the stand out person that provides laughter and acts out of stupidity. These acts are often performed at the expense of ridicule. Despite this, a milk chocolate is often a loved and cherished member of any group and enjoys moderate-high levels of social standing. One could define a milk chocolate a village idiot but with respect.
Ilkka: "hey guys, how about I reverse my car back to Michael's and see how I fair"
Group: "yeah man go for it."
*Ilkka reverses back at 50km/h misjudges a turn and reverses into a fence*
Ilkka is a Milk Chocolate.
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when a guy lubes down the line from a girls mouth, between her breasts and up to her crotch. she stands on her head and the guy drops a log on her vagina, the lube will allow it to slip directly into her mouth, thus creating a chocolate fall.
Bobby lubed a line from Suzy's mouth, between her breasts, between her abs, all the way to her clitorus. She propped herself up on the back of her neck with her vagina pointing upwards toward the ceiling with a slight angle to let the shit slide. Bobby dropped a turd at the top of her vagina, and that log slid right into her mouth, boy that was a good chocolate fall!
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10 men cum in a girls ass. Then when the girl shits you put it in a cup. After you take a hot chocolate packet per person, and mix it together. Then it is ready to drink. Your homemade hot chocolate.
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Basically, it's a hangover when you consume too much chocolate...about 60% of a 1/2 Hershey's bar.
Symptoms: 1. You get really dizzy and it seems that the world scenery around you is sinning
2. If you're going to go for a stroll around the neighborhood or going to a party with your friends etc. DON'T. Remember it's better not to drive drunk.
3. You might also feel that you will want to vomit.
Remedies; 1. Sleep over the hangover. It'll do you good.
2. Hydrotherapy will work best.
last night I had a chocolate hangover.
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When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.
Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.
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Someone who LOVES their body and chocolate. They often express their love for their body in a seductive voice while staring at a person. They are known to have "chocolate slut" written on them in sharpie in a tatoo fashion.
Dom is such a chocolate slut because he loves his body and chocolate.
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