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Commonly a very overweight young woman or college girl in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Due to the excessively long and dark winters, out of sheer boredom, young women tend to consume mass quantities of cheap high calorie dorm food and guzzle buckets of overpriced fruit flavored craft beer while avoiding exercise. These bad habits result in rapid weight gain to the point where the once trim and fit high school senior who is now a college freshman now resembles a Texas heifer in a stockyard.
My old HS girlfriend used to be a super fit cheerleader. After a year in the UP at college, she's a major snow cow who looks like a brown bear about to hibernate.
the cameroons cows where good cows VERY VERY GOOD COWS they made meat and milk and more cows they where basic gods
available in area on we need Cameroons cows NOW
when you intent to type moo cow, but your hand spazzes uncontrollably and defeats your free will to type moo cow correctly.
What does momOm "oh no" mmo cow mean? God dammit!
send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress
Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you
one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.
cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!
the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion