Doing the Napa

The sex act of a male being filmed fingering his own arse while his friend shadow boxes in front if him. Made famous by NRL player Dylan Napa.

Any new years resolutions?
...this year I'm going to try and stop Doing the Napa

Do a ludvik

To fuck up. Especially when talking to women

I was talking to this 10, and everything was going great, but then I did a ludvik!
She's fit as fuck, mate, don't do a ludvik.

Doing a Worrall

Stealing from a supermarket automatic checkout

been cryin myself to sleep every night after being caught stealing though the checkouts...
What you been doing a worrall again?

'doing a wilson'

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics

Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.

Do a Continental

Word reffering to a kiss-ass person, literally when someone sucks your pubic area for being such a suck up. And does so leaves your pubic area as shiny as a Bentley Continental GT's. Chrome accesories like the front grille etc.

Do a Continental to our boss and tell him that he's got a cute family, but don't tell him we know she cheats on him

Doing a lisa

'Doing a Lisa' is a term used for people who give zero fucks about there kids and there well being. 'Doing a Lisa' is a bad thing and if you are called this term then I guess you're a bad mum.

OH did you hear bout' Cassandra shes "doing a Lisa" with her kids she let them run around in pants yesterday.

Doing a Lionel

"Doing a Lionel" means to drive round a corner in such a vigorous way that a wheel comes off. Derives from Lionel Richie's appearance on Top Gear, after which Jeremy Clarkson referred to several celebrities who suffered similar accidents as "doing a Lionel".

"I hit the kerb and did a Lionel."
(To Trevor Eve) "We refer to that as 'doing a Lionel'."