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Dylan's are amazing men. When you find a Dylan don't let of him. Sometimes Dylan's may seem like they don't care at times but they do.
A stupid cheating bastard with a big dick. Will show you love but eventually cheat on you. A Dylan will love you but still treat you like shit. Yall bitches who fell in love with a Dylan,, yktv smh.
Girl: “i love you”
Dylan: “love ya too but I’m cheating on you”
The eshay of eshays
You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.
Oi adlay, Dylan is the biggest eshay bah
Has the biggest penis he fucks your mom he get any girls pussy and he is a sex god every one wants to get fuck by him his huge dick Is long is called the banger
Dylan has a huge penis
Loves anal (receiving) and alabama hot pockets (normal or reverse).
Dylan is such a huge weirdo he's in to some nasty, kinky shit.
Backstabbing jerk that is nice to you one day then lies to you dylan can be very sweet when you hang out with him but when he is with his friends he’s a total jerk and acts cool cause he’s “popular
Patric: Omg he’s a backstabber
Me: Oh that must be dylan
Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Dylan: THOT