eating brown paint

having nasty or brown/yellow teeth.

dude, his teeth are so nasty, it looks like he has been eating brown paint.

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Eat Glass

A term used by people to show what idiots and mongoloids do on their free-time.

"HEY DUD I NOW WAH TAH DOW!" -idiot
"WAH?" -mongoloid
"EAT GLASS!" -idiot
"YEAH!" -mongoloid

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ass eating season

It's that type of season where you need to eat all the ass.

Dude 1"Dude it's that type of season." Dude 2 "What season". Dude 1 ass eating season

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Cake and Eat it too

“I want my cake and eat it too/also”.

Cake is perishable, so if you have your cake, rejoice. Eat your cake, leaves nothing.

If, it isn’t gone already? Should someone else find it!

While the fantasy sounds good, it is fleeting.

But if you come close, remember; “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”.

Cake and Eat it too

When a person mistakenly wishes and uses this to get both or all of what they want. When used negatively to express the impossibility is better usage.

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eating nachos on Wednesday

The ultimate act of gayness.

Steve ate nachos yesterday. Doesn't he know eating nachos on wednesday is the gayest thing you can do. I can already see the guys flocking to him.

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Eat shit and die

This is used by Me to refer to Lyke Banks when he is talking shit

"Eat shit and go die Lyke"

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go eat a weiner

1. To tell one one to screw off in a not so rude manner. 2. A rabdin suggestion when there is nothing to do.

1. Ron you been bugging me all day, go eat a weiner! 2. What is there to do? Ummmmmmmmm..........eat weiners.

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