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Umzumdom flip flopz

A extremely sophisticated piece of hiking equipment worn upon ones foot. The origination dates back to the late Stizenbosch SNR who developed them while dwelling in jonkershoeks.

Mamma look umzumdom flip flopz

by Tuksfondu March 25, 2022


King flip

That moment a conservative or right-wing commentator stops pretending to admire Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and admits they never really cared for the man (or the Civil Rights movement in general) after all.

King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.

-Charlie Kirk used to call Dr. King a hero, but now he says King was “awful” and the Civil Rights Act was a mistake because it created too many federal bureaucracies. And he wants to spend Martin Luther King Day railing about this to everyone who will listen. Looks like Charlie has officially King flipped. He’ll probably be playing Johnny Rebel songs at his rallies before long.

-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:

1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.

by Unstable Sub-Genius January 14, 2024


woody flip

when you take a viagra and ecstacy at the same time obviously for sexual reasons

Mario : Man these pills are kinda downers not sure if I'm gunna be able to get up....if you know wut I mean

Daved: why don't you just woody flip

by Jukeb0x June 19, 2009


pittsburgh flip

When you grab the bottom of a niggas pant leg and pull up with enough force to flip em on they ass

RN “bro I was getting my ass beat and he put me down, had to hit that nigga with the pittsburgh flip”

by Niggabot215 July 20, 2019


Flip flop floop shit!

STOP FLIPPING AND FLOPPING AND FLOPPING MY SHIT KAREN!!

Generally something used in anger when youve run out of things to say.

Person 1: did you just drop my fishsticks?

Person 2: duh bitch

Person 1: FLIP FLOP FLOOP SHIT!!!!!! >:(

by Nicholies raviolies May 20, 2019


flip nibba

a person that is so flippin cool that they vape and whip on the fams.

Ben: "Whats a flip nibba"
Scott: "Im a flip nibba cuz my vape is so good!"

by FlippNiBBa September 17, 2017


Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.

"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022