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blurter food

the bits left on your knob after you've rammed her in the blurter.....

did you like that blurter ramming honey.....turn around and have some blurter food

by 2260 June 22, 2007


Food whore

Some one who gives love to anyone who cooks for them or supplies them with food.

"aw love her she cooked for me"
"your such a food whore"

by PrettyInPink# December 05, 2015


And I oop I lost my food

When you lost your food you say and I oop I lost my food

And I oop I lost my food outside.

by NaRa28 November 08, 2019


Food Movie

A Movie that is good to watch while eating a meal or snack.

Yo The Hangover is such a good Food Movie, man! Lets order some zaa and watch it!

by LRockizzle June 27, 2010


wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin February 11, 2016


Food Blazed

The state of being so full that you feel like you are under the effects of cannabis.Specifically the lethatgic and slowness of response effects.

Bruhh, ive scranned so much im so food blazed.

by Matiwithani December 03, 2020


free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019