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When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
A user of the site X formerly known of twitter who exceeds the standers
"Wow deewaers your the goat of X!"
A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.
"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
Honeymustard Goat is a pronoun used when sexually attracted to goats bathed in honey mustard
I'm a Honeymustard Goat and I'm proud