have yachts

The uber rich. Usually used in the saying “the haves, the have nots, and the have yachts”.

Ehrlich and Baghead threw a big tiki rager on Alcatraz acting like have yachts, but it turned out they were broke-ass have nots

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

the act of having to live

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie

person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks

the stars have aligned

For something lucky or very unlikely to happen.

"That new song we made has hit one million streams!"
"Oh how the stars have aligned!"

Having your shit together

Being a G

Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "

You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.

Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.