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I'm going to jump your bones

Intercourse. Imma jump and top of you im gonna jump you down to the core, I'm gonna make your bones shake๐Ÿ˜

I'm going to jump your bones when we get up stairs

by Your local optometrist April 1, 2023

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I'm about to lose my marbles

Being in the the state of confusion and absolutely going bonkers. The person who says this phrase usually states it in a tone where they are rather stern and will get ready to square up on the spot (known from experience).

Shannon- Sweetie, are you alright? You're strangling the dog again!

Bertha- I'm about to lose my marbles!

by Anti-Vaxx Parent May 11, 2019

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Don't touch me I'm Spanish

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

by Itisiraven February 26, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm gonna tell my mom

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you

Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom

by The dictionary of holes June 21, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm drinking water while drowning

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning

Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now

by technodrinkswaterwhiledrowning January 7, 2021

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i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps

Straight up fucking poor

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

by blackfeet09 August 2, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

by spudsNbuds February 2, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž