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A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.
Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?
Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay
Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!
Tom: Aweshum
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give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day
gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
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This phrase is commonly used as a joke as like saying, jokingly, you think your better. And as well, the real reason, who is she/he?
Matthew: I just did some makeup
Michelle: send a picture!
Matthew: *sends pic*
Michelle: holly shit that’s better than James Charles!
Matthew: who is she? never heard of her.
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The act of the choking of ains. Seth must scream profanity’s and boom down the stairs while gripping her cell phone to the beat of a bon jovi song. Grab her throat and give her the shake and bake. Then you proceeed to choke her at a 90 degree angle. Therefore you will choke her till she pukes.
Well Bill did Seth really choke her till she puked?
Fuckin’ A rights he did bud-choke her till she pukes
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something you say when you are playing halo and you get very mad and do not want to cuss
you shot me her ca derka derka derka derka
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This can be an insult, an expression of pity/sympathy, or even a compliment, depending on the context. As an insult, it can mean a variety of things, ranging from "what an idiot" to "f*** you". In a more sympathetic way, it can mean something to the effect of "I feel bad for you/so-and-so" or "what a shame". As a compliment, it can actually mean "what a sweetheart" or "how cute/sweet". In that sense, it's typically referring to someone's innocence or as a term of endearment.
Examples of "bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)" in typical conversation:
Insult (what an idiot):
"His boss told him if he made another careless mistake when filing the data reports again, he'd fire him on the spot. Bless his heart."
Insult (f*** you):
"Hey baby, you've got to be the sexiest little thing here. How about you and I head back to my place and throw our own private party?"
"Bless your little heart. Thanks, but I think I'll pass."
Pity/Sympathy (I feel bad for you/so-and-so):
"Bless her heart, she worked so hard to bake a nice cake for her mom's birthday. But she tripped while carrying it and it was ruined when it fell on the ground."
Pity/Sympathy (what a shame):
"He could have been top of his class, if he hadn't started started skipping class to hang out with those troublemakers. Bless his heart."
Compliment (what a sweetheart):
"I don't know how she finds the time to raise those kids, clean her house, work as a part time substitute teacher, volunteer for church events, and still host occasional social gatherings in her home. Bless her heart, she's a saint!"
Compliment (how cute/sweet):
"Look, mommy! We made macaroni art at school today! Do you like it? I made it just for you."
"Bless your heart, you're so thoughtful. I love it! We'll put this on the fridge for everyone to see!"
She don't wanna be saved, don't save her is a verse in J Cole's song "No Role Modelz." To save her means to save a woman from an abusive relationship, saving her from drugs, prostitution, stripping, and men taking advantage of her. To don't save her means to don't save a woman from drugs, prostitution, etc. "She don't wanna be saved" means that women do not wanna be saved. If you do try and save her then she will eventually get back with the horrible lifestyle and go back to drugs and prostitution.
"Dude, after all, I've done for her trying to save her from her abusive ex, she still went back to him." Said Alex. "I told you, She don't wanna be saved, don't save her." Said J Cole.
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