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when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.
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like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.
OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.
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A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.
I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.
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A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.
Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.
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An exceedingly important, rare person in modern society. Known for his/her ability to rant about Nannas, Centerlink and the price of milk. Found mainly in the Illawarra and surrounding areas. Also, does a blindingly funny impersonation of MIKA.
"Yo! Dooz Berry Muffin - your views on my Grandmother are hiliarious. Let's go to the Pub and speak of ways to infiltrate the minds of pre-pubecent goats!"
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more powerful than thay soul stone.this word is used by the most pwerful men that have a IQ of 123457372
Lil kid:u mum gay
tyrone:ur daddy lesbian
tyler:ur granny tranny
donky:ur sister a mister
mike:ur brother mother
me:ur cousin a muffin
*world explodes and burns like a plastic bag*
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The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.
I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.
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