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A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.
"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."
When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.
If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?
You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.
You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus
a very huge penis that makes girls say "JESUS!!!" when they see it.
It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...
stalker
"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."
Luke is jesus the definition of Jesus is Luke Benjamin Woollett
the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour
i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus