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Giving someone a footjob with a hole inside your foot
Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!
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High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.
Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"
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A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight
Jesus peralta
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A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.
"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."
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When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.
If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?
You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.
You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
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I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus
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Luke is jesus the definition of Jesus is Luke Benjamin Woollett
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