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A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
When you have bumps that hurt like pimples (but not pimples), from lickin to much of that tainted goodness.
Michael: my mouth hurts bro
Joe: why?
Michael: I have these bumps on the inside of my mouth, i thinks there pimples?
Joe: nah... you got mouthaghitis (mouth herpes) bro
Michael: what?
Joe: it's when you have bumps on the in side of your mouth, from lickin that tainted goodness.
Michael: oh...gross man.
That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.
Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”
A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.
I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.
yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.
The foul mouthed yobs are a young 3 peice punk band from Wollongong, Australia.
AKA 'the yobs'.
"The foul mouthed yobs are playing tonight!"
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When a guy gets very aroused during a blow job and he cums in a girls mouth. Cum is gross. He might as well just sneeze in her mouth.
Spitters are quitters, but i don't want the guy to cum in my mouth in the first place. Gizz is gross, he might as well just sneeze in her mouth.
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When a male put any type of spicy sauce on his penis and receive oral sex.
Hey Bitch, Fiesta In Your Mouth!
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