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When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.
Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.
Reversing your hand while masturbating
Man, that guy was going Old School Style with his leg up like that.
looks terrible,awful ,exhausted
He looked like day-old refries.
When you mix a guinness and vodka preferably Belvedere to 3:1 ratio.
Pass my an Old Fashion Victor, more vodka the better
The Old Breed is a Marine that spend years in the service.
I'm with the Old Breed Marine.
An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
A group of three people, who pull into a newly built neighborhood, and smoke weed in their cars. Most commonly found driving a getto 98 Buick Century, or a broke ass 2001 Toyota Avalon XL, with the headliner hanging down.
P1: Yo, we gonna have the old slippers gang meeting tonight?
P2: yeeee
P3: Dude you don’t even get high anymore, stop waisting my weed.
P2: Women are to be seen, not herd.
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