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A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight
Jesus peralta
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Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.
Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.
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Giving someone a footjob with a hole inside your foot
Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!
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A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.
"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."
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When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.
If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?
You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.
You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
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I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus
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Luke is jesus the definition of Jesus is Luke Benjamin Woollett
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