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noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain
Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
A short but intense sad mood, due to a combination of insecurities and extreme events
I can’t right now, I’m experiencing a Short-Traurig
when most of the media’s coverage about people of above average height is more negative than those of below average height.
The short slight made most rich people be of below average height because of the public’s perception of them.
Noun
Words that have been shortened without the use of abbreviation.
Verb
The act of shortening a word without utilizing abbreviation.
You can short-say suspicious by simply saying “sus.”
The word suspicious in short-say is “sus.”