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A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.
Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch
Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch
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When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.
Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"
Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"
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Someone who tries to hide something by manipulating his or others' actions or words to his own advantage in order to attain something for his own benefit. This person may also hide information by not saying anything or lying.
1: "I thought he was going to his girlfriend's house."
2: "Nah, he went to freeload some beers at John's house...and he's not picking up his phone either."
1: "Wow, what a shadyass bitch!!!"
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when guys in jail don't see any girls in years, they get desparate. They fight with their cellmates, and the winner gets to fuck the other in the ass. Often the bitch has to dress and act like a girl.
Big Bubba made his cellmate his bitch.
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The kind of woman who only cares about herself and tries to punish other people when she is excluded from an event because no one wants her around. She is constanly yapping about how great she is and complaining about actual cool people.
Jack:Dude, i heard you dumped Stacy how come?
Michael:Because i found out she is a total uppity bitch.
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the upper echelon of bitches. To describe a bitch that has crossed beyond the normal realm of bitches. The skank prefix brings a unique power to the word bitch when used in conjunction. Almost always used in disgust and retaliation. Also used to describe a supremely active whore/slut. Synonymous with Stank hoe and trifling heifer
"That skank bitch is gonna get her ass whooped when I see her."
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Courageous yet the little bitch, funny but yet the little bitch, mexican but yet the little bitch, funny but yet the little bitch. Gare is just a little bitch.
Wow! Did you hear that? Garrett the bitch really is just a little bitch.
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