Wet Willy

When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.

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wet willy

verb. the act of sticking your dick (willy) inside of the nozzle of a hose while water is running.

yo I was so horny last week I wet willy-ed a few times

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wet taco

The act of jumping on top of someone and giving the person a hug right after taking a shower (before drying off).

Whoa dude, Chris just gave Jen a wet taco!

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wet willy

When you cum and stick your dick in somebody's ear.

I gave mary a wet willy last night after she gave me head.

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Wet Willie

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

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wet at the center

doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?

you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center

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wet blanket

Someone who soaks up cum instead of doing anything fun.

james didnt want to go the movies last night so he was being a wet blanket.

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