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Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.
What happened to bob?
Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.
"dude, careful ... you almost spilled the phone all over the place"
The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.
Phone appetit mate?
The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.
Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.
To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.
This weird old phone people in 1738 used to use
Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH
bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that
Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him