phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.

Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?

phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.

Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'

Phone Caroling

The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.

Hey Im gonna call you later with a bunch of other people- were going phone caroling.

Phone rage

getting angry at someone for using their cell phone in an inappropriate manner, such as texting in a movie theater while the movie is playing. Has escalated to murder at least once. used by Frosty Stillwell on his San Francisco 910am radio show, january 23, 2014.

I regretfully expect we will be seeing more incidents of phone rage in the future.

kiss thru the phone

Kiss each other over skype or video chat also a Souljia Boy and Sammie

Boy: I know I can't see you right now
Girlfriend: I miss you lets kiss thru the phone

Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.

"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"

Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.

I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.