Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home
The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!
Poop stuck is a feeling post pooping , it can create a sense of paralysis. As one starts to walk the victim feels like the sphincter is locked and it can stop you in your tracks. As the sphincter cools it unlocks and the person is able to freely move.
" I'm not sure what I ate last night, but I was absolutely poop stuck this morning"
Another word for a fart, especially if extra smelly.
"Dude, I just made an air poop in the other room. Cleared everyone out! It was awesome!"
it is slang for being told that you are being drafted into war.
i'm so sorry but you are being freaking poopsed...
When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.
Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
Finatticz - Don't Drop That Thun Thun
poop is funny and your cann'ot deny that
The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo
That's Joe in the poop stoop up front