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A certain being named "Bucas" photoshopped as a potato.
"Bucas Da Potato is so funny!"
"I know, right."
The Followers of Epic Potato is a group were very genus smart people believe in the culture of Ppotatology and go to The Church of Epic Potato
Booga: Do you believe in the culture of Ppotatology?
Snoop: Yeah, why wouldn't I? I even go to The Church of Epic Potato every Sunday!
Slevardi: So you're a one of The followers of Epic Potato, sweet!
potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one
omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!
In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.
Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.
2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.
I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"
A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful
“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”
Similar to the California Potato Chip in that you fuck a girl and pull out and cum on her back, let it dry and peel it off and eat it potato chip style. The main difference here is if she has some sort of infection or bacteria that makes your jizz taste sort of cheesy.
I thought I was having California Potato Chips, but she must not have used the monistat so it must have been a Wisconsin Potato Chip because it has a cheesy aftertaste.
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