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green bus ride

When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes

I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.

by smithword July 23, 2018


uber ride of shame

The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.

Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.

by Jammycat5000 August 7, 2017


pick it up and ride

The “it” is yourself, your troubles, your insecurities, whatever is weighing you down. You’re stronger than you think and there’s hope and love all around you. So pick it up, ride the waves, and know peace isn’t that far away. Say this after comforting a stressed friend to encourage them, or say it to yourself when you need it. (Phrase from and definition inspired by the song Ride by Sara Diamond)

What’s one bad grade? You’re still amazing! This doesn’t define you. There’s always next time. For now just pick it up and ride. I promise you’ll be ok, whatever the outcome.

by TeddySaysHi January 1, 2022


riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 27, 2013


mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 8, 2014


ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017


reverse mustache ride

The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.

A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.

My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.

by Dr. N. K. O'Flavormash May 25, 2014