To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find
Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.
Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.
Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.
The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.
A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.
My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.
while you are doing a ghost ride (look at definition 10) but instead of just waving outside the window, you ghost ride the whip with your car outside
Jack: you wont believe what i did last night man
jim: what was it?
jack: i was fuckin my wife's cos (see 3rd definition) so hard from the back when bobby came in and took over&then i went out front, hopped in my caddy and ghost rode the whip! i was ghost riding squared!!!
jim: damnnnn thats hot/funny/weird ass
A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.
Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.
Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*
The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me
Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.
"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.
There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.