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When you put a bunch of limp dicks in someone's mouth.
I made a noodle salad to get the party started right!
Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.
Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz
Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.
Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"
When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad
"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"
You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.
Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom
a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song
The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.
When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing
Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)