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A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.
That Christmas sausage could last for several days.
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
“What’s that on your lip?”
“Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”
When you put that dick, in the booty.
I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good
A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created
Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...
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Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”