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about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib
Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.
Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia
Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
Keenan: "Yesterday one of my friends tryed to nut tap me but he only hit my penis."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"
Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."
When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
Trimming your pubic hair
just got done trimming down south.
A term used to describe the University of Florida, created by arrogant students who believe they are better than everyone else when in reality they will never come close to the levels of Brown, Columbia, etc.
"Welcome to UF, commonly referred to as the Ivy league school of the south due to its high rankings regionally."