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send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress
Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you
one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.
cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!
the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion
To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.
I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.
Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)
Hey buddy! Can I come over to your place later and then maybe tip each other’s cows?
Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!
a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"
A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley
Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!