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(adjective/verb)
Verb: to make something gayer then it needs to be
Adjective: something that is gay in massive amounts
"samantha made me so upset the other day"
"How?"
"She made a fan fiction about spongebob and it was way to much of a pink fart"
When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!
My wife suffers from European Farts!
You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!
I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!
Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo
Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
Example 1:
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.
"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."
When you fart so hard, the pressure peels of your butt skin and leaves a skin rash.
Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.
Verb : A fart that smells just like the food you ate earlier in the day .
I had a {dejafood fart } it smelled like the cold pizza and milk I had for breakfast .