the best person you could ever ask for. kind, chivalrous, sweet, and a cowboy. someone who loves you for you and wants what is best for you. but never break their heart is it heard to repair it, it takes lots of love. anyways, they have a very fiery personality so you need to be able to calm them down.
Noah Salazar is one of the best people anyone could ask for.
Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes
Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”
Has many hoes including mrs toler
He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas
Has a monster horse cock too
Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny
A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans
Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band
Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!
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