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When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.
I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.
Batter forming the shape of a waffle.
Yo man, I ate that batter as soon as it made a waffle formation.
When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead
Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away
20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
Dude I just got anxious waffles!!
This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!