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cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot

oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse

by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's the way the cookie crumbles

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."

"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."

by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hop on cookie run

Slang for gay sex

"Hey bro want to hop on cookie run?"

"Sure!"

*has gay sex*

by megablastoise62 September 25, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 February 12, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


no cookies for old crankies

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.

"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

by daveydogood April 4, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


black and white cookie

An interracial white and black couple.

Look at that black and white cookie! They are cute together.

by Green Otter August 2, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 30, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž