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A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."
"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."
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"Hey bro want to hop on cookie run?"
"Sure!"
*has gay sex*
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A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.
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a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.
"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"
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An interracial white and black couple.
Look at that black and white cookie! They are cute together.
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From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.
Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles
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Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.
Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.
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