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Not to be confused with the golden ratio
John: I though you were dumping that bitch?
Chris: Nah, last night I found out she has the Golden Fellatio!
an extra sum of money paid to a competent person who has been lured away from his/her organization into one's organization. Such an amount is paid initially, for instance at the time of signing a contract and is over and above the regular remuneration package.
We were able to woo the CEO of our rival company into our company by offering him a handsome golden greeting.
When a person has really good penis. Their penis is valued as if it’s made out of gold.
Girl he fucked me soo good he got “Golden pee pee.”
The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid
The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.
Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.
jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school
When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.
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