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Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.
New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.
“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”
Jerry Curl Jews who were so jealous the Muslims were making tunnels, they they decided to make their own under NYC. Typically they are against the support of Israel and rumored to support human trafficking.
“DUDE!! I’m not crazy! At night I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor. It has to be the Tunnel Jews”
When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.
Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."